Funny SMS Jokes

Do you like funny sms jokes? I certainly do! Thats why I’ve created this site… to share sms rude jokes, short jokes and funny jokes.

In a moment I’m gonna show you somf funny dirty jokes, then I’m going to have a video clip too! So lets get on with the sms jokes…

• Why don’t men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don’t have any.
• Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
• Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don’t know. Never happens.
• Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
• ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
• Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
• Q: What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted.
• Q: What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?

Those were a couple of my funny short jokes! Now for some more funny sms jokes…

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that’s how dogs spend their lives.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait….Searching….searching…still searching….sorry,NO BRAIN found…!
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Haha! SMS humor rocks, now for the funny clip that I promised you… oh yeah if I get time I’ll throw in a couple of sms poems for you lover boys!